Dave's World

Only Arnold can solve this mess now
June 17, 2010, 2:56 am
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June 16, 2010, 8:03 pm
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World Cup Soccer is on and I’m with Batman on this one…

15 juin
June 16, 2010, 3:17 am
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June 14, 2010, 10:31 pm
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Worst night out ever
June 12, 2010, 11:03 am
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Here is a story that probably took place at 55 special, this is from QDB quotes that I link to on the left side of this page.

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<cassius_clay13> so I was with my friend bryan the other night in a bar
<cassius_clay13> well he got really drunk and said he was gonna puke
<cassius_clay13> so i helped him walk to the toilet
<cassius_clay13> all the stalls were occupied
<emoti_conartist> lol
<cassius_clay13> bryan is a rugby player… so a big guy
<cassius_clay13> so he fucking KICKS one of the stall doors open
<cassius_clay13> and there’s this guy in there taking a shit
<emoti_conartist> hahahahahaha
<cassius_clay13> and bryan throws up ALL OVER HIM
<cassius_clay13> then (this is genius) bryan thinks ‘oh shit… if i were taking a shit and someone came in and was sick all over me, i’d want to fuck him up… so i’d better hit him first’
<cassius_clay13> so he fucking SMACKS this guy in the face
<cassius_clay13> and runs away
<cassius_clay13> imagine being that guy… WORST NIGHT OUT EVER

Crime Scene Prank
June 6, 2010, 2:11 pm
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Its Friday!
June 4, 2010, 9:21 pm
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